|Posted on December 20, 2011 at 6:45 AM|
HEY! How about a quickie?
Oh for God's sake, don't worry, your virtue is safe.....for now. Depends on this month. (Every damn woman out there just nodded her head.)
Quick addendum to yesterday's entry: the cookies are bloody done! Thank God! Now, off to WalMart to get the Dulcolax. (Look it up!)
I think it would be good to note this: You may read comments here about "Barb". From now on I will add the last letter, for I have two friends that have the same name as myself. So, for future reference, I shall be Bitch or Barb T.; then there is Barb B. and then Barb S. Now while Barb S. has herself been called a bitch, and yes she's the one who told me! HI BARB!, she doesn't quite have the distinction that I do...........I'M YOUNGER! HA~!
Sorry girlfriend. You knew I was going to say it!
As for Barb B., she is currently dealing with very difficult health issues, and she is in my prayers. She will know for certain today. May it be nothing to worry about Barb. You are loved.
Ok first of last three batches out of oven. And burnt to a crisp! Make a note here, no matter what, no matter how short time is, ONLY BAKE ONE PAN OF COOKIES AT A TIME! Hey the smoke smells great but the cookies taste like shit. At least I'll still have enough to get them out.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY FUCKING COOKIES!